Robben To Join United?

This week a rather comic transfer gossip hits the paper, Arjen Robben joining Manchester United. Don't get me wrong, I would absolutely LOVE to see Robben at United, but this seems a bit ridiculous. Robben is my second favorite Dutch player after Sneijder, and would be a great asset to the team (despite his frequent injury trouble). Plus it is always nice to get some more experience in the line up, but I doubt Bayern would be willing to sell him, nor would United be willing to fork over the change. I would much rather see Sneijder join United.

What do you guys think? Would he fit into the squad well? Is he too old to spend so much money on? Would Bayern let him go? Would he be better for the team then Sneijder?