Worst Miss of All Time?

So I was watching highlights of other games today, and I came across this miss from Adriano that looks physically impossible. Hell, I reckon my grandmother could have finished it better. What do you guys think? Is this the worst miss ever? Who has a worse miss? How did he manage to pull this off?
Here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=piksQ80p7Tk

Hazard to Manchester United?

At the Lyon vs. Lille game, there was an unexpected watcher, Sir Alex Ferguson. He was reportedly watching Eden Hazard. Could this mean a that Hazard may be joining United? I feel United have enough wingers as is, but if Fergie is planning on playing him as a CAM, then I feel it would be a great addition to the squad.
However, there has also been links with other Premier League teams and Hazard. In these clubs he has been linked with, the stand out is Tottenham. I feel if Hazard joins them, they would become a killer team. They would have Bale, Modric, Van Der Vaart, Hazard, Parker, and Saha! Hazard joining the Premier League could seriously up the competitiveness of the Premier League.
What do you think? Will he come to United? Or any other club for that matter in the Premier League? Will he stay with Lille? How will this effect the Premier League?

Drogba Nets His 100th Goal!

Today when Chelsea took on Stoke, Didier Drogba netted his 100th goal for Chelsea! It is shocking that it took him so long, especially considering how good he has been doing (with exception to most of this season), however the arrival of Fernando Torres and Lukaku, plus the return of on loan striker, Daniel Sturridge made his spot in the starting line-up somewhat more contested. It even looked as if he may never make it to 100, with all the transfer speculations, but despite all of this the Ivory Coast star has finally done it! And what a way to do it, a beautiful goal. Drogba is an amazing striker, with a shot like no other, and hopefully when Chelsea find a new manager, he will utilize Drogba more. What do you guys think about Drogba? How did you like his goal? Do you think he can reach 200 goals?

Jonny Evans

I will admit I had my doubts about Evans at first. Even a few months back, when everyone was talking about how good he had been doing, I was not seeing it; but as of late, I am starting to notice it. He has been doing really well recently, and he has been getting it done consistently too, which is something that is really needed at United at the moment. It is a bit rough for him, considering the promising young defenders currently at United, such as Smalling and Phil Jones but hopefully he can continue to grow, and one day he may become the best defender in the world! What do you guys think about Evans?

Dimitar Berbatov's Future

There is much debate about Berbatov staying at United or leaving, and this is how I feel about the talented striker. I feel he is a classy player with great skill, he just doesn't fit into United's current team, plus his attitude is horrible, along with his work rate. For the price paid for him, and considering how low down on the striker list he is, I feel he should be sold to fund a move for a high quality midfielder. I know there are great players coming up through the ranks such as Ando, Cleverly, and Pogba (unless he does leave to Juventus), but I feel there should be a player to be there while these players gain more experience. Plus with Giggsy n Scholes getting close to retirement, we will soon find ourselves with very few midfielders, especially if Fletcher doesn't come back.
However, I Wish Berba luck wherever he does go, and the things he has done for United (especially last season when Rooney was having trouble) will never be forgotten! What do you guys think about Berbatov? Should he stay or should he go?

Loaning Out Phil Jones? Yea Right!

So I have been seeing a lot of people saying that Phil Jones should go out on loan to get more experience for United, and this is what I have to say to them:
Phil Jones is an absolute BEAST! He may have had a spell were he put in a few own goals, which were not entirely his fault, leading to people who don't watch the games (only the highlights), to say he sucks, but if you actually watch United's games week in week out, you will see his immense talent. He is an amazing defender and one of the best slide tacklers I have ever seen. Plus he gets majority of the team's clearances in tight spots. Then when he's in midfield, he is just as amazing! Making those long runs and getting a lot of chances on goal, or setting up great plays, plus he is tricky on the ball and doesn't go down easy. Then there's his crosses, which are immaculate. This boy continues to cross the ball into the box so perfect that I forget he is a defender.
Anyone that thinks he should go out on loan should watch him a bit more. He may be young, but he is already amazing, and will only continue to get even better with experience, and I feel he should get that experience at United, while he contributes to the team. What do you guys think about this topic? Should he be loaned out or not?

Chelsea to Pay Mourinho £12m Per Year and Sign Cristiano Ronaldo?

Aparently, "The Special One" Jose Mourinho, who has recently been linked with a move back to Chelsea, will only return if he is offered £12m plus per year, plus they splurge to buy Cristiano Ronaldo!   Along with these steep requirements, Roman Abramovich (owner of Chelsea), must let Mourinho have total control of all transfers and all things regarding the training ground. Despite how much Mourinho asks for, he remains high up on Abramovich's wish list as possible replacements for the recently sacked Andre Villas-Boas, and when Abramovich wants something, more often then not, he gets it. 
While on the hunt for a new manager, Chelsea has put Roberto di Matteo in charge until the end of the season. Di Matteo is a manager I regard highly, so if he does good, he may even get the permanent job. 
Mourinho has not been keeping it a secret that he plans on coming back to the Premier League eventually. He was found house hunting in London last week, plus he has recently fallen out with Real Madrid president, Florentino Perez.
Cristiano Ronaldo, who had moved to Real Madrid for a record 80m from Manchester United, is said to have had enough of life at the Bernabeu (Madrid's home stadium), as the fans turned on him, despite him scoring 96 goals in 88 games.
What do you guys think? Is it possible for Mourinho to retun? Or Ronaldo for that matter? What would that do to the premier league if such a prolific striker returned and such a talented manager? And what would that do for Lifa BBVA? Would Barcelona become un-beatable in that league?